Born in the Okayama Prefecture in 1974 as the older of two twins, Masashi Kishimoto sprung on to the scene as one of the greatest mangakas in all of history just within the couple past years, with his beloved and ever popular manga of Naruto. Naruto has quickly become one of the most popular and best selling mangas of all time, read by millions worldwide each week.

As a pre-schooler Masashi Kishimoto was fixated with the TV show "Doraemon", all of his friends at the time were in to the show as well, and everyone would draw pictures of the characters. Kishimoto was always the perfectionist, pointing out obvious mistakes in other people drawings and showing them the way to draw it. "Now that I think about it, I sure was an annoying kid!" wrote Kishimoto.

In his elementary days, it would be safe to say that Masashi Kishimoto was obsessed with drawing (and are we sure glad that he stuck with it), during school he filled his notebooks with drawings, and he even would draw while playing hide and seek with his friends while he waited to be found. As previously stated, Doraemon was always the anime of choice for him until one day he saw an incredible show on TV, Mobile Suit Gundam, all his drawing time was now dedicated to drawing characters from that anime.

After awhile of drawing Mobile Suit Gundam characters, Kishimoto once again found a new anime, Akira Toriyama's famous creation: Dr. Slump. Masashi Kishimoto recalls how he couldn't believe how "super duper good" the art was and he began to draw the Dr. Slump characters and even submitted a crayon drawing of Arale-chan to a contest.

In his latter Elementary school days, Akira Toriyama's most famous creation, Dragonball became an anime and for Kishimoto this spawned a whole new interest in Manga and Shonen Jump. Before this though there was another Jump anime entitled, Kinnikuman. Kishimoto and his brother would often play around trying to think their own character names. At the time they mostly revolved around condiments they could find in the refrigerator, like "Mustardman".

Near the end of Elementary school, Masashi Kishimoto was strictly a Dragonball fan, he recalls how he was so obsessed with Akira Toriyama, "He was like a god to me, I was constantly drawing characters that appear in Dragonball." At this stage in his life Kishimoto did not recieve an allowance to buy the 190 Yen Jumps, and would have to rely on a friend to show him jump to get his Dragonball fix.

It was at this stage in his life that Masashi Kishimoto made a decision that he is not regretting now, and many of his fans are thankful for. He started to think to himself that "Manga sure is great" and that he wanted to become a famous Mangaka like Akira Toriyama. Kishimoto created his first manga around this time entitled "Hiatari-kun", a story revolving around a "Shadow ninja boy".

Still in elementary school, Kishimoto was still obsessed with Akira Toriyama and would spend all of his extra time making his drawings look exactly like his idols. It was then that he saw a game that Akira Toriyama helped develop called "Dragon Quest". The drawings were amazing, but unfortunately for Masashi Kishimoto he did not own a Famicon (Nintendo), which every other kid in his class seemed to own. He certainly could not ask his parents for something of this nature, everytime his father heard the word "Video Game" he would tell Kishimoto to go study. It was then that his twin brother devised a plan to get a Famicon from someone else, but could someone willing to give away something worth 10,000 Yen possibly exist, he did and Masashi Kishimoto began to view this friend as a god.

After begging his father over and over repeatedly, Masashi Kishimoto finally recieved the game "Dragon Quest" the first game he had ever owned and the first time he had played an RPG game. His father that was so against video games began to play Dragon Quest as well, and just recently Kishimoto called his father, who had apparentally just beaten Dragon Quest 7.

In Junior High School, Kishimoto began to focus on things other then drawing. Baseball had become a big part of his life, and naturally there was alot more studying to do, which meant little or no time for drawing. He pondered to himself if he was "Too old to draw", at this point an unbelievable event occured in his life. As he walked home from school he saw a movie poster, one of the best drawings he had ever seen, how could a person draw this good? The drawing was for Katsuhiro Ootomo's "Akira". This drawing rekindled the flame and passion to draw, and to this day he continues to draw continously in hopes of one day getting close to that picture.

After he learned of "Akira", Masashi Kishimoto's drawings changed in a big way. He spent hours studying and trying to understand the style of Ootomo, but couldn't. He then had a revelation that this was totally original, and nothing else was like this. It would be impossible to copy, much like a persons DNA. He couldn't understand what was great about the drawings of both Ootomo and Toriyama, but there was a few things he could understand. The effects, designs, every small detail was perfect and different from other artists. Kishimoto then began thinking to himself that an attractive picture is an original one, learning how to copy other artists was pointless.

Kishimoto began to try and create his own style, but he found himself always copying someone elses style to some extent, finding or creating an original style would be very rare and near impossible. With this new belief, and the thought that Ootomo's style was unbeatable, Kishimoto began to try and make his drawings look exactly like his. As he entered his final year of Junior High, he would buy up all of the "Akira" material he could find and spend his time trying to draw the pictures exactly like Ootomo.

In the Eleventh Grade, Kishimoto created his first 31 page manga, he couldn't tell if it was any good so he showed it to his brother. "Great isn't it?!!" he asked. Only to get a reply of "This sucks!!", naturally he couldn't take his brothers word so he showed his father, and got the same reaction. Up until then Kishimoto had been really excited about submitting it for a Jump Magazine Award, but after that he lost the nerve and that manga will forever sit in the bottom of his desk drawer.

As a "simple, blind and stupid young man", Kishimoto did not lose sight of his dream and thought to himself that if he wants to win the contest he will have to just keep creating mangas. His thinking may have been odd then, but looking back on it he reflects how it made excellent practice, plus he was so young his train of thought couldn't be helped. After a few more manga projects, and being told that "This is no good" he began to wonder to himself why his mangas weren't? What made other peoples better!?

Dedicating all of his time to figure this out, Masashi Kishimoto graduated high school ranked 38th out of 39th in his class, it quickly became obvious that with grades like this, he wouldn't be getting into any college. No good at manga, no good at school, what would he do in life? Masashi Kishimoto didn't give up, he got right back to drawing Manga, and inspiring to become a Jump mangaka. He reflects back on how his thoughts didn't go to deep, "Well, things will work out!" was the extent of it. "Thank god for being stupid!"

Today everything has worked out for Masashi Kishimoto, his dreams of becoming a famous Jump mangaka have come true, his story about that shadow ninja boy, Naruto has become one of the best selling and most popular mangas worldwide. He has certainly shown that he can draw with the best of them, and despite all the adversities, he has succeeded. Masashi Kishimoto is a true inspiration, a true role model, and will go down in history as one of the best.

Masashi's favorite food is Ramen. He says "I simply love Ramen. I love lots of food, but nothing beats Ramen."

Masashi collects Gundam action figures

His favorite current and past manga artist is Mamoru Oshii.

When Masashi Kishimoto was only in middle school. He had completely forgot about drawing and begun being focused on Baseball. He says that when he was walking home one day he saw a poster for Otomo Katsuhiro's Akira. At that moment he had an impact on imself so powerful that even now it is hard to describe. Then when he got to the final years of Elementary School, he got hooked on Shonen Jump manga. Thanks to the animated Dragon Ball series Misashi Kishmoto begun drawing anime and manga again.

Masashi Kishimoto had started a life of drawing from early pre-school age. He aspired in his elementary years to become a mangaka

One of the first anime/manga series Masashi took an interest in was Doraemon.

From the accusations of plagiarism, and after several accusations, Masashi Kishimoto has asked that fans stop calling his brother a "copy-cat".

Their art has been remarked as being very similar and accusations of plagiarism were made, either than Seishi had copied his brother or vice versa

Kishimoto had received the Hop Step Award, which was an award given to new artists once a month by Shonen Jump.

He debuted as a mangaka (cartoonist in Japanese) with his work Karakuri, which was submitted to Shueisha in 1996.

Masashi loves Spider-Man. (edit) Masashi does not make Naruto toys, his editor does.

Mamoru Oshii is one of Masashi's favorite directors.

Masashi likes the following anime: Doraemon, Gundam, Dr. Slump, One Piece, and Ghost in the Shell. (edit) Masashi is a collector of Gundam toys.

Masashi has been drawing Manga since his preschool years.

Masashi had a habit of copying other Manga artists style.

His twin brother Seishi Kishimoto is also a mangaka and the creator of Satan 666.

Masashi has a twin brother.

In 11th grade, Masashi wrote his first 31 page Manga.

Masashi's first video game that he ever owned was "Dragon Quest".

Masashi's Manga and Anime, Naruto is based on one of his favorite Manga's and Anime's, Dragon Ball.

Masashi's manga, Karakuri won the Hop Step Award.

Masashi's professional career as a Manga writer came from the Manga he created, Karakuri.

Masashi grew up admiring Akira Toriyama's work.

Another one of Masashi's most fond memories was climbing up Monkey Mountain before he left Softball camp on Shodo Island.

Masashi is older then his younger twin.

Masashi become a Manga and Animator in his Adolescent years.

Masashi's most fond memory is going to Shodo Island for Softball camp.

Masashi is a big fan of Softball.

Masashi is well known by his buzz cut hair.

Masashi is the creator of the Naruto Anime.

Masashi is the creator of the Naruto Manga.

(29/08/07)

Today, while watching D.Gray-man, a cockroach came into the living room!
Almost died.
So creeeeeeeeeeeepy.
Auntie killed it anyway, but I missed out 3-4 mins of my Anime!!!
What's a Bookman???!!!

(30/08/07)

My English marks are fine:
76.5

D.Gry-man's ending song has changed. T.T
I want SNOW KISS!!!
Changed to: PRIDE OF TOMORROW
It's nice too.

♥♥♥♥♥Oh sweet little Gaara...♥♥♥♥♥

(22/o8/07)

Today, it's the English and compo exam...
Okay, it wasn't that bad.
I managed to finish the compo in time, but I realized I could have done better. (Drat it!)

Ray's big mouth got himself into trouble (like always).
He asked this mad teacher: "Are you sure you have the qualified certificate to teach us?" or something like that.
He got in trouble...and I SO wanna get back to the present!
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I have NO COMMON sense (as my tuition sensei, states)
It hurts...to feel so stupid.
Really stupid and idiotic...
And when the sensei is kinda like scolding me, I will like pinch myself to sort of
ignore her.
Bad habit yeaa~ but I'm growing outta me.

(23/08/07)

I woke up feeling TERRIFIED.
Maths exam.
Aww sheesh!
I NEVER felt so scared in life!
In the end, I got through with it...but I dun think I can pass.
(Oh please let me pass!)

BUT!
I had a really absurd dream!

Wanna hear/read/see?


At first, there was something like a computer game. I installed it and played for a while. After playing, I downloaded another game...(Rockman Exe??!!!) and I clicked it.
Suddenly the computer went blank and restarted by itself. When it was on again, the computer screen had something that said: 'WARNING etc. etc. etc.'
Wadever.
And clicked the 'Continue' button and somehow the two games I had installed merged together.
Yeaa~ so totally weird.
Then, the game became a NARUTO disc and I was like so darn happy!
When I watched it, it was Naruto Shippuuden!!!
Any idea how happy I was? (No)
I was so excited, I screamed: "Yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!! It's Naruto Shippuuden!!!(to no one in particular)
But the problem was, when I watched it, it was ... Naruto crying. Like really crying. Like those kind of just-let-me-die-I'm-so-depressed kind of crying.
He looked so sad. So miserable...
His voice was so HORRIBLE.
Like...cracked and hoarse as he is soooooo... you know.
He was shouting something to someone...(Kakashi?) and it was raining.........and they were on a tree.........Weird.
I kept trying to call Reba, but either she didn't pick up the phone, or she kept putting down the phone...I wanted her to hear Naruto's voice.

So weird.


Then suddenly, I had a Naruto manga. There was like a bonus section and I read it.
There was something really weird saying:
"This is my favourite picture of Naruto. Naruto was extremely depressed and Masashi Kishimoto was crying at the same time he drew it."

There was a black-and-white picture of Naruto hunched up in a corner with his face buried between his knees.

And there was a label saying:
"This is Naruto, not a hunched back porcupine" <<<< OO

There was a changed scene and there was a Naruto war.
Characters I didn't know were fighting like crazeeeee.
(I seemed to know who they were in the dream...)
The background was grey, dark, gloomy, melancholy and despairing.
One guy, he fought with those bad guys (which apparently, I couldn't see em') by manipulating some kind of creature that resembled "The Scream" . The creatures seemed to be made out of mud and slime.
They lunged at their attacker...like ...like....I dunno
And one person was like Rock Lee.
twirling his legs like a mini tornado to smash all the attackers...cool!

And there was a different scene.
About someone chasing someone...but lost it.
I think that someone is Neji as I remembered vaguely me saying: "What happened to your hair Neji??!!!"

His hair was as usual, but ontop of his head, a single string of hair was fluttering madly in the breeze...
Too weird.
But then, there was also something about Kankuro descending to my living room windows from a helicopter.
I think I had something that belonged to him and he wanted it back.
However, I didn't seem willing to give it to him and we started fighting. (???!!!)
I the dream, my hands were incredibly tough.
The thing Kankuro wanted was a kind of silver rod with a maiden engraved on it.
I crushed it.
Until it was only silver dust and it fell into the darkness bellowwwwwwwwww...
Then Kan-kun said something rrrrrrrreally dumb:
"Don't worry. I'll never let you go T-Rex!!!" <<< OMGosh
and he plunged after that dust, grabbed some into his hand and fell...

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(22/o8/07)

今日、それはである英国およびcompoの検査…
わかりました、それはその悪い状態ではなかった。
私は時間のcompoを終えることをどうにかしてが私がよりよくしたかもしれないことを実現した。 (Dratそれ!)

光線の大きい口は彼自身を困らせた(常にのように)。
彼はこの気違い教師に尋ねた: " 確実持っている私達を教える修飾された証明書をであるか。" またはそのようなこと。
彼は悩み…および私で得た従って現在に戻りたいと思いなさい!
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私は常識を有しない(私の授業料のsensei、州として)
それはとても愚かに感じるために…傷つく。
実際に愚かおよびくだらないです…
そしてsenseiが私を叱ることのようちょっとであるとき、私はピンチを自分自身種類にの好む
< em> < /em> ignore< em> < /em> 彼女。
悪い習慣のyeaa~しかし私はouttaを私育てている。

(23/08/07)

私はこわがった感じを目覚めた。
数学の検査。
Awwのsheesh!
私は決して感じなかったり従って生命におびえなかった!
ついに、私はそれと…通過したが、私が渡ってもいいことを考える借金の催促をする。
(オハイオ州は私が渡ることを可能にしなさい!)

しかし!
私は実際に不合理な夢を有した!

聞くか、または読むか、または見たいと思いなさいか。


< strong> < /strong> 最初に、コンピュータ・ゲームのような何かがあった。 私はそれを取付け、しばらく遊んだ。 遊ぶことの後で、私は別のゲームを…ダウンロードした(Rockman Exeか。か。!!!) そして私はそれをかちりと鳴らした。
突然コンピュータはブランク行き、ひとりでに再始動した。 それが再度ついていたときに、コンピュータ画面に言った何かがあった: 「警告等等等」
Wadever。
そしてかちりと鳴らされた私が一緒に併合されて取付けたどうかして2ゲームおよびボタンを「続ける」。
不可解なYeaa~そう全く。
それから、ゲームはNARUTOディスクになり、私はそう非常に幸せのようだった!
私がそれを見たときに、それはNaruto Shippuuden!だった!!
幸せ私がいかにあったか考えか。 ()
私はあった従って興奮する、私は叫んだ: " Yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!! それはNaruto Shippuuden!である!! (誰もに特に)
しかし問題は私がそれを見たときに、それだった… Narutoの叫ぶことあった。 実際に叫ぶことのように。 それらののように種類はのあそう落ち込んだ叫種類の叫ぶことをちょうど私死ぬ私。
彼はとても悲しく見た。 そう悲惨…
彼の声はとても恐ろしかった。
のように…割れ、彼はsoooooo…しゃがれている知っている。
彼は誰かに何か…叫んでいた(Kakashiか。) そして.........雨が降って、それらは不可解な木に.........あった。
私はRebaを電話することを試み続けたが彼女は電話を取らなかった、または彼女は電話を下に置き続けた…私が彼女にNarutoの声を聞いてほしかった。

そう不可解。


それから突然、私にNarutoのmangaがあった。 ボーナスセクションのようであり、私はそれを読んだ。
何かが実際に不可解な格言あった:
" これはNarutoの私の好みの映像である。 Narutoは非常に落ち込んで、Masashi Kishimotoは彼同時に引いたit."を叫んでいた;

彼の膝の間で埋められた彼の表面が付いているコーナーで身を屈めたNarutoの白黒映像があった。

そしてラベルの格言があった:
" これはNaruto屈められたporcupine"ではなくである; < < < < OO

変えられた場面があり、Naruto戦争があった。
Iつが知らなかった特性はcrazeeeeeのように戦っていた。
(私は夢に…だれだったか知ったようである)
背景は灰色、暗く、薄暗く、メランコリーおよび絶望だった。
1人の人、彼は("に類似していたある種のと創造物の処理によって外見上、私em')を見ることができなかったそれらの悪者戦った; Scream" 。 創造物は泥および粘着物からなされたようである。
彼らは彼らの攻撃者で突進した…のような…のような….I dunno
そして1人は石リーのようだった。
すべての攻撃者をこわすために回って小型トルネードのような彼の足は…冷却する!

そして別の場面があった。
誰かを追跡している誰かについて…しかしそれ失われる。
私は私が私を言うことを漠然と覚えていたように誰かがNejiであると考える: " か。か。!起こった何があなたの毛Nejiに!! "

彼の毛はいつものようにあったが、彼の頭部のontopは微風で、毛の単一の一連猛烈になびいていた…
余りに不可解。
しかし一方では、またヘリコプターから私の居間の窓に降りるKankuroについての何かがあった。
私は私が彼に属した彼はそれがほしいと思った何かを有したことを考え。
但し、私は彼にそれを与えて喜んでようではなかったし、私達は戦い始めた。 (か。か。か。!!!)
Iつは夢、私の手非常に堅かった。
望まれた事Kankuroは一種のそれで刻まれた娘が付いている銀製の棒だった。
私はそれを押しつぶした。
それは銀製の塵だけおよびなったまで暗闇のbellowwwwwwwwwwに下った…
それからKan-kunは物の言えない何かをrrrrrrrreally言った:
" 心配してはいけない。 私は決してT-Rex行くことを許可しない!!! " < < < OMGosh
そして彼はその塵を後沈め、彼の手にいくつかをつかみ、そしてころんだ…

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私は彼が死んだことを考える。

Snow Kiss is a song I totally love.
Sung by the Nirgili !!!
I hope to put that song into my blog but i can't ever figure out the tagboard section...
I'm an idiot but I guess that's okay.

I'm so totally navive that I will belive something that are just ridiclously absurd!
I've decieded to be more postitive (yeah right. It' wouldnt last)

Today, I lost $1 in the middle of the road while cyling to the tution center.
I heard a clinking sound and muttered: "Oh shit."
When I reached the other side of the road, I almost crossed the road immeddiatly. Luckily, I kept repeating: "Treasure your life. Your life is more precious that you can imagine! If ya' wanna get hit by a car, do it AFTER Prelims!"

So I waited for the green man, rushed to pick up those precious 50 cent coins and ran back while people looked stupidly at me. >.<

Oww...that was so idiotic.
I intended to buy Fries but I changed my mind.
Not sure of the reason why too. ^^;
Perhaps those coins became more precious after their ordeal?
^0^
When at the Center, I kept drawing "Momo", my peach creature.
Nvm about that.
Then JX reminded me to return the 50cent I borrowed from Mrs Goh <<< She's an awfully wonderful and great person.

I kept returning and she kept declining.
After awhile she accepted it and after a rrrrrrrrrrrreally twisted conver with us, we ALL got to eat MacDonald fries!
And the change she gave it to JX which she eventually spit it up and gave us both $1!

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She has a gift of praying.
For a sensei, I really 愛 her.

So now it's 10pm and waiting for D-Grayman!!!
Lenalee and Allen really make a great pair!!!♥♥♥

☺Masashi Kishimoto's 33 this year.☻

And I received an email from a "mysterious" K00rihiSTINKS.
It's kinda 明らか who sent it. It read:


Do you want to know why I hate you?
1.You lack confidence.
2.Your videos stink.
3.You are stupid and keep going on about being a mangaka(Which you definitely CAN'T become.)
4.I just have a bad feeling about you that I can't comprehend.


xxx
K00rihiSTINKS


PS:I hate you to pieces.

and this was my absurd reply:

Okay. ^^
Hmmm...but one thing I'm curious about:
How do you know I dun have confidence?
I NEVER did mentioned it in the Channel. (opps, wrong spelling)
I never thought my videos were great anyway. ...hmmm
Average, but at least some of my friends like them.
And like, HOW DE HELL did you know I keep rambling on about the mangaka stuff?
^3~
I like being an idiot. Gives a new kind of feeling.
i mean.
Being surrounded by genius ain't that interesting.........

Oh and one thing.
No matter what you do, or what you say, what you think and what you feel, here's something I have to tell you:

I don't really care if you hate me. Coz there's my (other) motto:
"I'l NEVER EVER HATE ANYONE FOR MORE THAN 3 DAYS"
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Give uo the hatred yea~
Anit' good for your health.
Tires the soul out too.

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Err...
Bye bye! \(^.^)/ (more)

Am I nuts or what?
In my Channel, he/she wrote:

I have watched your videos and I must say...THEY SUCK SHIT

I read your channel last month and YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE A MANGAKA. Let alone the world's greatest one.

Masashi Kishimoto is really great.Everyone knows that, YOU, of all people, can't surpass him.

Your videos really suck.
THEY FUCKING SUCK

LOL.

I hate you too.

and this was my rrrrrrrrrrrrreally baka reply:

Ermmm...k00rihiSTINKS, I really dunno why you're biased against me.
Many people are biased against me...
Oh well.
Continue insulting me please!
^-^
(OMGosh. I'm nuts yeaa~)

Actually, I dun rally care.
Coz the only people that bring me down is: ME


そして多分... 私のdream sensei はMasashi-sama... もうでない

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ええ! Now I can chat with Reba!!!

I was the first.
First.
Ohhhhhh 私を除けば!!!

I can't read Chinese.
Sheesh. The reading is too painful to talk about.
Skip it.
But after the whole thing, I was SURE that I had spoken more broken Chinese than the last few months!

Which is ... good?

Gosh!
I've been waiting so long!
And I finally get to watch it!
D-Grayman rulezzz!!!!!!
Sheesh. I really wanna elaborate but there isn't much time....

さようなら~!♥

Hehe. I've decided to make my life as a show!
Pretty lame hunh?
Anyway,it was kinda scary after all.
I was the 2nd last.
So while I waited for an unbelievably l o n g half and hour just to get to the waiting room!
I was pondering over some questions that are private(to me!)
_ _ , dun start thinking of pervy stuff yea~
But it's really hard to think.
I mean, Ulric was saying: "Let's talk about sex...F**K you!" Again and again.
And a few times, he said it too loud that the sensei glared at him.
Even the Timekeeper (what a cool name!) glared at him.
(He just took a bo0ok and covered his head and squeaked:I didn't do it!)
But listening to his nonsense for almost an hour can become really unbearing. Especially at the vulgarities. (I'm reducing my usage reamber!)
So when it was my turn, I was shocked.
I stumbled more than once and even connected a separate sentence!
Boy I'm so dead.
And I kept flinching involuntarily.
The Picture Conver was a disaster too...
*sighs...*
And since the pic was about Heath Screening, I thought the Conver would be about : How did you feel when you had the jab or something like that.

Guess what.

They asked on : How do you keep yourself healthy?
My heart stopped.

I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BEING HEALTHY!!!

Oh oh oh.
Then I started saying something about fruits...
Can't really remember. (die)
Then they asked about me visiting the doctor and how'd I feel.
My heart stopped again.
I knew I was stumbling for words...
Then I said something about me not going to the doctor much (true) and that if I went, I would be impatient coz I wanted to get well soon (not really true. If I were sick, I can't be thinking much) and that I hated medicine coz they were so bitter(so true...)
And then something about the food in the canteen.
What did I eat...etc etc.
I said noodles and brought Hokkien Mee to the pic.
Said it was greasy and stuff (not totally true)
When I've done, one Examiner said that I should tell that to my Principal.

They were smiling all the way.
"But they had to do it!" I kept reminding myself.
"They had to smile..it's their job"

Oh well. What's done was done!


Hehe 。私はall.I が第2 持続するだった後ちょっと恐かったshow!Pretty 下肢が不自由なhunh?Anyway のそれとして私の生命を作ることにした。そう私が信じられないほど待っている間、待っているroom!I に得るべきちょうどl o n g 半分及び時間は私private(to!) _ であるある質問を熟考していた_ 、によってはthink.I の平均、Ulric に実際に堅いpervy 原料のyea~But について考える焦げ茶色の開始は言っていた: "性... F**K 述べよう!" 再度そしてagain.And 数回、彼は(なんと涼しい名前! か) sensei がhim.Even でTimekeeper まぶしく光ったことそれを余りに大声で言ったhim.(He でまぶしく光ってちょうどbo0ok を取り、彼の頭部をカバーし、squeaked:I はほとんど1 時間彼のナンセンスを聞くit!)But をことができる実際にunbearing ようなるしなかった。特に下品で。(私はそれが私の回転だったときに私の使用法のreamber!)So を減らしている、私は一度shocked.I つまずき、もっとより均等になる接続した別のsentence!Boy 私あるだった従ってConver が約あることをpic Heath のスクリーニングについてあったので私がinvoluntarily.The 映像Conver をflinching 続けたdead.And は災害の... *sighs の... *And 、私考えた余りにだった: 急激な突きまたは頼まれたthat.Guess what.They のような何かを有したときいかに感じたか: 私が私が井戸をすぐに得たいと思った気短かなcoz 私がフルーツについての何かを... 実際にできないことを言い覚える始めたHEALTHY!!!Oh オハイオ州oh.Then であることについての何も知らないためにあなた自身をhealthy?My 中心stopped.I いかに保つか(それらを尋ねた訪問している私について医者をdie)Then いかにか私が行ったら... それから私が・/p>

I am really nuts.
I wanna improve my English...so........
I have printed out over 20 pages of text from Wikipedia!!!
I am Crazeeee but that's okay. ^^
And I mangaged to print out GAARA and his siblings!!!!!!!!!!!
BONZAI!!!!!!!!
♪Lalalala...Gaara my beloved darling...♪

"私は私の最愛のGaara の愛に全くある!"

Glitter Generator

KIBA: Feed me.

Today I finally cut my hair...is that good or bad?
Haha.
I don't know I guess.
I was wearing totally blue!Like a Smurf.
Okay, but I looked totally awful and weird.
Anyways, in the car, my mom was giving me this lecutre on "Confidence" which is something I completly lack.
My mom says it's not that I lack of confidence, but is tha I have NO CONFIDENCE AT ALL!!!!!!!
I agree. I mean like totally, who goes in front of the mirrior grumbling like a buldozer machine?
When the hairdresser cut my hair (why are all the hairdressers' names "Irene?) I felt a little ... what's that word?
Hmmmmm.........
Sad?
Maybe, a lil.
I was afriad she would cut away my forelock (sighs. I call it a forelock but it really isn't one).
Thankfully, it's still there, but at least 4 times shorter.
My hair usually reached my back, below the "butterfly area"...much, much lower.
Now it's slighly below my chin.
I didn't look in the mirror at first coz I was afraid to see the outcome.
But I did, and though my mom said I looked like a 10 year old, I thought I had just became those Ah-Sohs in the market who bargined for stuff until the store holders went nuts.
Oh well.
Then my family headed for IMM.
My gosh. They totally changed the place.
...
It's kinda alien to me now.
My bro wanted to play in the water thingy. I had to look after him.
But in was under the sun.
Oh, did I mention it was BURNING???!!!
The sky was soooo bright I could hardly see anything.
In the end, my okaa came to the rescue and told me to wait for my bro inside the aircondition area.
Okay.
So I waited for hours, relieving my boredom with the help of a book (Dragon Rider). I only read for a little while as I didn't want to finsh the book. (It's 527pages long)
So I gazed at my surroundings lo.
I was outside this Jap restraunt called "Hoshi" (star) .
Then sunddenly I realized I couldn't breathe coz the place were I was sitting was only the opposite of the smoking thingy. (Glass)
Then the smell got so bad that I was sure I would have lung caner if I stayed there any longer so I walked around that area in circles.
After a l o n g l o n g time, I sat on the floor and read the book again.
Then I got bord amd started watching people. There wre lots of kids.
Many of them kept playing with the automatic door(which I was sitting besdie earlier on).
One girl was sooooo light that the door would not open for her.

There was a surprise for me though, Auntie came!
It was a total surprise coz she was on her off-day.
My boredom came back and I continude playing my GBA. I ALMOST defeated that Larxane person!!!!!!!
ALMOST!
Kuso.
So close...

Then I needed to go toliet.
The stupid thing was, when I walked one whole round to the toliet, I kept muttering:
"Don't look at the mirror. Don't look into the mirrior"
But I did.
I almost died.

Then when I went back, I was muttering:
"Don't look at the humans. Don't look at the humans"

I waited for my bro and my parents to come back until the sky became so dark that I could see nothing.

Funny how it was so goldeny bright those hours before.
My bro came back, all tan and Mocha looking.
He was wet though!Like a drowned chiken.
(I dun even know how a drowned chicken looks like)
And then my parents came a few minuets after that.

Lalala....

Now I'm just thinking that I look better without glasses.

And my hand hurts no more!

Spirit Wings
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That gives me an inspiraion.

It's those miserable, cold life-sucks-hard and why-do-I-live kind of days again...
My baka brother keeps on ranting about sucking his dick.
...
Have no idea where he learnt that from.
One of the reasons I HATE combing my hair is because I hate to stand/sit in front of the mirror... that gives me the chance to catch a glimpse of my sickening and ugly face!
AAAARRRGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Wanna know how I look like?
Well, I have the haggard skin that belongs to a 36 year old woman and the crazeeeeeeee hair that makes me look 38.
I have millions of blackheads dotting my nose and my cheeks are kinda like sunken in...(are they?)
My nose is a horrible squashed flat one which is pumped up slightly, my ...

That's enough then.
I'm making myself sound like a horrible creature. (Wait. I am one)

ANYWAY.
A beautiful heart can be hidden by a foul face.
Unfortunately for me, my heart is as foul as my face.
So is my language. (I'm cutting down ALOT of the vulgarities. There's supposed to be a F-word, the bl**** word, the b***** )
So I'm trying to cultivate goodness in my blackened heart.
Anit' that easy I'm tellin ya!
I haven't succeeded. Not one bit. In fact, I think it's becoming blacker. Oo

But in any case, as much as I hate my face, I will not spend a single cent on an operation to shift the nose thingy, or so on and so forth. I'd rather have an ugly but NATURAL face than having a beautiful but FAKE one.
Those people "beautify" your face, or should I use in my own terms: "modify" your face.
You know. I really hope I don't really go for an operation. That would be breaking my rule and humiliating myself.

But I do not include those what-you-call-it-Jean-Yip-? kind of changes.
Those are okay...i think.
...
..
.
are they?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................
Anyway. I think a beautiful heart is more important.

...
Okay. Hope no one had read this.

"Gaara rulzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(2nd August 2007)

Urrgh...owowowow...hard time sleeping!
I mean, seriously! I can't lie on my right side as I crashed my head(more to the right side) and also hurt my butt around the right side.
And my left side had that BCG thingy.
...
Okayy~~~so I used Ovale(my polar teddy) to support my left arm, and turned my head to theleft side. I woke up at around 4 something in the morn and tried to shift my head to the right side.
MISTAKE!
anyways...I woke up (super LATE!) and had a neck cramp.
In any case, I was supposed to wake up at 6.30a.m(which I usually put of until 6.45a.m) and I woke up at 7.28a.m!!!!!!!!!
(I'm supposed to be in school by 7.15a.m)
So I rushed to school(how on earth did I manage to wear my uniform?)and ran to the classroom
Another big mistake actually, running caused my world to spin and dimmish as I broke my head(okay, "broke" is a lil' to 'kua zang'.)
No one caught me at all. (bonzai!!!)
And then, when I got to the classroom, I remembered that Mdm Chua did not come to school coz she had a workshop thingy. There was a relive sensei.
Bonzai again!
She didn't tell us her name so at the end of the day, Ni and I classified her with the name:
"Betty, the Phillipino maid with ten children"

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, I wonder if anyone missed my absence and was worried for me.
...
*shrugs*
Guess I'll never know.

Have you ever wondered how does Shikamaru hair look like when he unties it?
Will it look frenzy like a madman that just woke up and havn't washed his hair in days?
Or spiky and porupinish-lionish kind?
...
Some things I'll never know.

So today's 1st August 2007 and it's the day of that dreaded Health Checkup.

The baka nurses had completly NO sympathy! 100% none! Zlich, zero, nothing, nada!
And one EEEEEEEEdiotic nurse called Ni "Auntie" !!!!!!!!!
How dare that *toot* insult Ni!
Anyways, it didn't hurt...at all.
Okay, maybe it did. A lil... hahas.
But Ni was laughing...she said the nurses' faces were hilarious. Oo
(and now she can't stop helping critizing my speeling errors)
And then, she said the jabs were ITCHY....!!!!!!!!!!! at the end, her itch was at the elbow..haha!
The body checkups are like "eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww"
Anyway, when the nurse asked Ni:

"Are you sick?"
Ans: No.

"Did you have any fever these few days?"
Ans: No.

"Are you taking any medicne?"
Ans: NO. Why would I take medicine when I'm not sick or when I don't have fever?!"

The first jab was like a sharp pain...yea...Sharp!
The second jab was much more...what's that word?
x2 Sharper.
Wadever yeaa.......

Okay, for the first jab, (this is for Ni)
She started laughing moronically. <<And now that she thinks back, she said that there wasn't anything to laugh at exept the stupid nurse's face. (I'm only quoting what Ni's sayin)

Ni's quote: LOL!!!I was like talking to MAR and then, something came out of my skin and I then even KNOW what had happened....then, I said "Chey...That was fast" DAMN! everyone stared laughing again...WHAT THE HECK IS SO FUNNY PEOPLE?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

And she kept lending Spotty to others for comfort.
I seriously hope she makes her own blog soon. I would LUUURVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! to see it!

When my jab was over, I went out of the room, and I walk/run (wadever) and slipped on the water.......................................................................................................................................................
Man! there was like some sort of mini blackout, and my head hurt...........REALLY BAD! (man! she's still critizing my spelling!)
My butt and my hip hurt.
I was like.......OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW.
That was the worst headache I'd ever had in 12 years!

Many people crowded around me. ("concerned" as Ni quotes.)

I HATE JOE MALONEY !!! !!! !!! !!!
So what if "maybe" is "mebbe" okay that's way dumb. =.=

(Yeah! My KH Lv. is finally 70!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Arigato Ni-chan!
And God...(yea, I prayed for his angels to keep everyone calm and to help them) Thanks!!!

Chey...I thought the jabs were like rrrrrrrrreally scary but then....nvm.
And then, coz of the fall, I limped pretty badly.
And that baka Jarelly call me: "bai ka"...
I dunno why, but I got so mad, I used my pencil box and wacked him in the face twice...in front of the whole class. (And sensei) Whao.

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